Procrastination is key...

I am not a thief...unless I am engaged in thievery: So I stole this from Sandwich Flats.

Things that scare me:
1. Being tortured by Colombian guerillas
2. Dying alone
3. Da Ghetto

People that make me laugh:
1. Eddie Murphy in 1983
2. Douglas Adams
3. Mel Brooks

Things I love:
1. Archaeology
2. L.A.
3. The phrase: "Let's blow this popsickle stand"

Things I hate:
1. Modern Art
2. Bad drivers
3. Being itchy

Things I don’t understand:
1. Why people like Reality TV
2. Bio-Mechanical Engineering
3. How to properly perform a tracheotomy

Things on my desk:
1. Febreze
2. Tennent's Beer Tray
3. Euripides' Herakles

Things I’m doing right now:
1. Procrastinating
2. Procrastinating
3. Surfing the InterWeb

Three things I want to do before I die:
1. Travel to every continent
2. Make a worthwhile contribution to the world
3. Make a time-capsule

Things I can do:
1. Use a pick-axe with precision
2. Fence
3. Part the Red Sea.

Things you should listen to:
1. "Blind" Willie Johnson
2. Your mother
3. Your conscience

Things you should never listen to:
1. Trace Adkins: Honky Tonk Ba-Donka-Donk
2. W
3. Time-share salesmen

Things I would like to learn:
1. How certain chemicals effect the state of degradation of specific archaeological artifacts
2. How to cheat at cards
3. The physics of billiards

Favorite foods:
1. Ribs
2. Ice Cream
3. Steak

Favorite beverages:
1. Water
2. Guinness
3. Gummy Juice

TV shows I watched, books I read as a kid:
1. Saved By The Bell
2. The Berenstain Bears
3. Chip N' Dale Rescue Rangers

Things I like about Sandwich Flats:
1. Makes me laugh
2. Can quote The Big Lebowski and the Simpsons for days
3. Will buy the next round

Your turn.